It is my pleasure to introduce our newest contributor, Frank Mayo.
When I asked Frank to describe himself for me, his only response was that he “comes in all shapes and sizes.” Frank is an old timer, despite his actual youth. His experiences in life render him the perfect candidate for the job I gave him, which will mostly be reviewing movies. Frank graduated from Syrit College in 2005.
Frank is dedicated. He is ruthless. He is insane. He has no self-respect whatsoever. Frank doesn’t have time to respect himself, because he’s too busy disrespecting every institution we hold dear. Whether it’s the next movie from Friedberg and Seltzer, or his own sex life, there is no truth Frank is afraid to publically dismantle.