Editor’s note: This is a reprint. The original version of this post was published on June 25th, 2011.
The Thirsty Turtle times is caught in a furious struggle for humanity.
We fight for the truth. We fight for you.
We’ve noticed you stopping by, paying heed to our burgeoning creation. Your loyal adherence warms our hearts. We regret that we must now ask more of you (NOT money).
No, nothing we have printed is true. Nor is anything we will print in the future. But that doesn’t nullify our glorious cause. Our pursuit is not literal truth or ethical journalism.
Truth itself is not a written reality. It is a molding, shape shifting, supernatural force. It is, simply, something that is easier felt than said, and it is subject to its context. It rides strong on the back of humor.
A fan of the Triple T is a fan of intellect. They read between the lines. They see the magical presentation of literary circus. We are brand new, and our fanbase is growing. Like they trust in our pursuit of truth, we trust in their faith, and we know they will continue to swell. The Thirsty Turtles will breed.
If this sounds like your kind of battle, the time has come for action. The Thirsty Turtle Times is recruiting soldiers.
The Pen is indeed mightier than the sword – writing ability is a must.
If you would like to write for the Thirsty Turtle Times, please contact us at email@example.com
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